Monday, 10 October 2011
Anyway, my joke is, "Did you know Thomas Kinkaid has a twin brother? It's Lucifer Kinkaid, painter of DARK, muh haa haa..."
You know, he still paints houses, they just look like something the Addams Family would live in, with gargoiles and cobwebs and spikes and stuff.
Ok, you have to understand, I think Thomas Kinkaid is Masters Edition gold plated Hallmark-card crap. I had a pretty good laugh when he got picked up for drunk driving in Carmel. Soon after, the International Thomas Kinkaid Gallery on Lighthouse Ave. in Monterey closed due to his impending bankruptcy.
Honestly there wasn't a person more deserving. Go read up about this bastard on Wikipedia. He boasted about relieving himself on Winnie the Pooh in Disneyland, Anaheim, saying, "This one's for you, Walt!"
Dude. Nobody pees on Pooh. Seriously, there's something wrong with that guy. Anyway, I found it fitting that the (closed) Thomas Kinkaid gallery in Dublin is on Lemon Street, and no, I'm not takin' the piss. (Irish expression meaning BS-ing.)