Step forward 2 million years to a grassy plain on a windswept Atlantic Archipelago, (ok, it's just Finglas, stick with me.) Tool-using man has evolved from whapping each other with bones to constructing flat-pack furniture with a hex key. Today my other half and I visited the giant blue monolith that is Ikea.
Touch the monolith
oh look, they have a Rocky Horror department!
we love these color-changing night lights. Spooka!
OMG we shouldn't have ordered the large. There were a lot of Swedish Meatballs.
Dragon. It's what's for dinner.
This was pretty trippy...
This was too. Whoa... far out man!
Behold, aisle five in all its glory